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King Roland of the planet Druidia tries to marry his daughter’s princess Vespa (Daphne Zuniga) with the prince’s Valium, but Vespa, it is kidnapped by the bad race of the Spaceballs. The Spaceballs ask Roland a huge ransom: The whole air of Druidia (you see the air of Spaceball, had serious soiling problems. ). The king decides to offer Stiffly a generous amount of the money to a space scoundrel, lonesome, to persuade him, to save Vespa. What follows, is the parody on _LOT_ of the famous cinema SF.

König Roland des Planeten Druidia versucht, seine Tochter-Prinzessin Vespa (Daphne Zuniga) mit dem Prinz-Valium, aber Vespa zu heiraten, wird durch die schlechte Rasse des Spaceballs gekidnappt. Die Spaceballs fragen Roland ein enormes Lösegeld: Die ganze Luft von Druidia (sehen Sie, die Luft von Spaceball, hatte ernste Verschmutzungsprobleme. ). Der König entscheidet sich dafür, einen großzügigen Betrag des Geldes einem Raumschelm, Einsamem Starr anzubieten, ihn zu überzeugen, Vespa zu sparen. Was folgt, ist die Parodie auf einen _LOT_ des berühmten SF Kinos.

After the murder of the Governor of Tokyo for members Yakuza, the chief of office of CENTRAL AGENCY OF INTELLIGENCE (William Atherton) of Tokyo announces a call to an agent (Steven Seagal) who had been lifted in Japan and trained for ex-Yakuza. Using his ancient knots, he quickly determines what a war is doing between the old policeman members of Yakuza and a young leader, demented person (Takao Osawa) with knots to the Chinese Tong. I divert to the oldest members, killing and confusion follows as Segal takes a short cut for the members of group of arrogant person. It contains the frequent blasphemy, very much stained violence of blood that teases swordplay considerably, some nakedness and sexual gentle situations.

Depois do assassinato do Governador de Tóquio por membros Yakuza, o chefe de escritório de AGÊNCIA CENTRAL DE INTELIGÊNCIA (William Atherton) do Tóquio anuncia uma chamada a um agente (Steven Seagal) que tinha sido levantado no Japão e treinado por ex-Yakuza. Usando os seus antigos laços, ele rapidamente determina que uma guerra está fazendo entre o velho guarda membros de Yakuza e um líder jovem, demente (Takao Osawa) com laços ao Tong chinês. Desvio aos mais velhos membros, matando e confusão segue como Segal corta o seu caminho pelos membros de bando de pessoa arrogante. Contém a profanidade freqüente, violência muito manchada de sangue que implica swordplay considerável, alguma nudez e situações sexuais brandas.

The Empire is more than halfway for the construction of a new Mortal Star - almost twice so big, but more than what twice like mighty. When ended, will he spell certain luck of Luke Skywalker and the Rebels. Han Solo is a prisoner of the lord Jabba of crime the Hutt, and the Princess Reads soon it is in the hands of the gangster. Luke Skywalker, helped for C-3PO and R2-D2, does his way in the palace of Jabba, waiting to hold the freedom of his friends. But the Hutt has not any intention to do so and tries they kill all. After avoiding of Jabba and the sands of Tatooine, them reagrupam-se with the fleet of Rebel, who if is brought together for an attack against the new station of battle of satellite in Endor. Lando Calrissian is held tight in the action to drive the attack of Rebel’s fighter, while Han is put a group of soldiers in charge to take away the creator of shield who protects the Mortal Star. Luke, nevertheless, surrenders to soldiers of Vader in Endor, and is taken in front of the chief of Vader - Emperor Galáctico - in the Mortal Star of the final corruption to the Dark Side of the Force. The fleet of Imperial Destroyers of Star attacks of ambush to the Rebels, cutting them. Worse, the new Mortal Star begins to become his gigantic laser beam in the Rebel’s haulage companies. It seems that nothing will stop the triumph of the Empire - unless the things begin to be modified quickly.

O Império é mais do que a meio caminho pela construção de uma nova Estrela Mortal - quase duas vezes tão grande, mas mais do que duas vezes como poderoso. Quando concluído, ele soletrará certa sorte de Luke Skywalker e os Rebeldes. Han Solo é preso do lord Jabba de crime o Hutt, e a Princesa Leia logo encontra-se nas mãos do gângster. Luke Skywalker, ajudado por C-3PO e R2-D2, faz o seu caminho no palácio de Jabba, esperando segurar a liberdade dos seus amigos. Mas o Hutt não tem nenhuma intenção de fazer assim e tenta matar todos eles. Depois de evitar de Jabba e as areias de Tatooine, eles reagrupam-se com a frota de Rebelde, que se está reunindo para um ataque contra a nova estação de batalha de satélite em Endor. O Lando Calrissian é apertado na ação para conduzir o ataque de lutador de Rebelde, enquanto Han é encarregado um grupo de soldados para tirar o gerador de escudo que protege a Estrela Mortal. Luke, contudo, rende-se a soldados de Vader em Endor, e é tomado em frente do chefe de Vader - Imperador Galáctico - na Estrela Mortal da corrupção final ao Lado Escuro da Força. A frota de Destruidores de Estrela Imperiais ataca de tocaia aos Rebeldes, cortando-os. Pior, a nova Estrela Mortal começa a virar o seu raio laser gigantesco nas transportadoras de Rebelde. Parece que nada parará o triunfo do Império - a menos que as coisas comecem a modificar-se rapidamente.

In ancient time, by antedating pyramids, the mediocre king Memnon has recourse to the psychical powers of his sorceress Cassandra in fortell his big wins. In a last effort of trench to stop Memnon to take back the world, the leaders of the remaining free tribes hire the murderer Mathayus to kill the sorceress. But Mathayus ends up becoming arrive much more than he negotiated for. Now with the help of the impostor Arpid, the headman Balthazar and an unforeseen ally, he is as high as Mathayus in fufill his destiny and to become the big king de Scorpion.

Dans un temps ancien, en antidatant les pyramides, le méchant roi Memnon a recours aux pouvoirs psychiques de sa sorcière Cassandra à fortell ses grandes victoires. Dans un dernier effort de fossé d’arrêter Memnon de reprendre du monde, les chefs des tribus libres restantes engagent l’assassin Mathayus pour tuer la sorcière. Mais Mathayus finit par devenir arriver beaucoup plus qu’il a négocié pour. Maintenant avec l’aide du fraudeur Arpid, le chef de tribu Balthazar et un allié inattendu, il est à la hauteur de Mathayus à fufill son destin et devenir le grand Roi de Scorpion.

In ancient Egypt, supreme priest Imhotep began a relation prohibited with Anck your Namun, the Lover of the Pharaoh Seti. When Seti quarrels on what it continues, Imhotep and his dear they stab one him, but they cannot avoid the custodies of confidence: Anck your Namnun decides to commit suicide while Imhotep is granted by the Hom-Dai, the most been afraid curse of all: He is mummified I live in Hamunaptra, the city of the Dead persons. More than thirty six centuries later, in 1923, to be exact, the adventurer Rick leads Egiptólogo Evelyn and his brother Johnathan to mysterious Hamunaptra. While Johnathan is penetrating in the discovery of the Egyptian legendary treasures, Evelyn wants to look for the Book of the Life, which it would clarify very much in the historical knowledge on the ancient Egyptians. Regrettably, they and a group that competes of American careless adventurers liberate the mummy of Imhotep of his eternal prison. Now, with the supreme ancient and completely agile priest in the free one, the adventurers and the scientists confront not only a dangerous enemy, but also a massive threat for the today world: the Imhotep wants to return Ankh-su-namun to the life using Evelyn’s body, but he also wants to free the world of the crowd that doubts followers of the democracy to be capable of making to fulfill his dictatorship tyrannic.

En Egipto antiguo, sumo sacerdote Imhotep comenzó una relación prohibida con Anck Su Namun, la Amante del Faraón Seti. Cuando Seti averigua sobre lo que continúa, Imhotep y su amado un le apuñalan, pero no pueden evitar las guardias de confianza: Anck Su Namnun decide suicidarse mientras Imhotep es otorgado con el Hom-Dai, la maldición más temida de todos: Él es momificado vivo en Hamunaptra, la ciudad de los Muertos. Más de treinta y seis siglos más tarde, en 1923, para ser exacto, el aventurero Rick conduce al Egiptólogo Evelyn y su hermano Johnathan a Hamunaptra misterioso. Mientras Johnathan es penetrante en el descubrimiento de los tesoros egipcios legendarios, Evelyn quiere buscar el Libro de la Vida, que clarificaría mucho en el conocimiento histórico sobre los egipcios antiguos. Lamentablemente, ellos y un grupo que rivaliza de aventureros americanos descuidados liberan la momia de Imhotep de su prisión eterna. Ahora, con el sumo sacerdote antiguo y completamente ágil en el suelto, los aventureros y los científicos afrontan no sólo a un enemigo peligroso, sino también una amenaza masiva para el mundo de hoy: el Imhotep quiere devolver Ankh-su-namun a la vida usando el cuerpo de Evelyn, pero él también quiere librar el mundo de la muchedumbre que duda de partidarios de la democracia para ser capaz de hacer cumplir su dictadura tyrannic.