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The Crow: City of Angels (1996)

Thursday, February 18th, 2010
Crow: City of Angels, The
Genres: Comedy
Countries: USA
Actors: Vincent Perez | Mia Kirshner | Richard Brooks | Iggy Pop | Thomas Jane | Vincent Castellanos | Thuy Trang | Eric Acosta | Ian Dury | Tracey Ellis | Beverley Mitchell | Aaron Thell Smith | Alan Gelfant | Shelly Desai | Holley Chant
Directors: Tim Pope
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Some time ago, Ashe Corven and his son Danny were killed when they stumbled across a pack of drug dealers murdering a fellow dealer. The dealers work for Los Angeles drug kingpin Judah Earl. Local tattoo artist Sarah, who has great knowledge of the crow legend because of what happened with her late friend Eric Draven, has been having dreams about Ashe and Danny. One night when a crow leads her to the scene of the murders of Ashe and Danny, Ashe appears before her. The crow has resurrected Ashe, so Ashe can go after Judah and his right hand man Curve. With the guidance of the crow, Ashe starts killing off Judah's men one by one, on his way to Judah.

Sister Act (1992)

Thursday, February 18th, 2010
Sister Act
Genres: Comedy
Countries: USA
Actors: Whoopi Goldberg | Maggie Smith | Kathy Najimy | Wendy Makkena | Mary Wickes | Harvey Keitel | Bill Nunn | Robert Miranda | Richard Portnow | Ellen Albertini Dow | Carmen Zapata | Pat Crawford Brown | Prudence Wright Holmes | Georgia Creighton | Susan Johnson-Kehn
Directors: Emile Ardolino
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Delores is having an affair with her Mafia boss, Vince. Her career as a singer in Las Vegas is going nowhere and Vince won't divorce his wife and she goes to him to break it off, witnessing a murder Vince just ordered. Running from the club, she seeks police protection. They agree to hide her in the one place Vince would never look for her. She finds, to her chagrin, that it is a convent, where she must impersonate a nun. After several false starts, she is assigned to the convent's dismal choir. She challenges and reorganizes them to become a modern singing group. In this she is successful, and as the choir gets better, success brings it's own problems.

Transporter 2 (2005)

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010
Transporter 2
Genres: Comedy
Countries: USA
Actors: Jason Statham | Alessandro Gassman | Amber Valletta | Kate Nauta | Matthew Modine | Jason Flemyng | Keith David | Hunter Clary | Shannon Briggs | François Berléand | Raymond Tong | George Kapetan | Jeff Chase | Gregg Weiner | Gregg Davis
Directors: Louis Leterrier
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Professional driver Frank Martin is living in Miami, where he is temporarily filling in for a friend as the chauffeur for a government narcotics control policymaker and his family. The young boy in the family is targeted for kidnapping, and Frank immediately becomes involved in protecting the child and exposing the kidnappers.

Out for Justice (1991)

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010
Out for Justice
Genres: Comedy
Countries: USA
Actors: Steven Seagal | William Forsythe | Jerry Orbach | Jo Champa | Shareen Mitchell | Sal Richards | | Gina Gershon | Jay Acovone | Nick Corello | Robert LaSardo | John Toles-Bey | Joe Spataro | Ron Brumbelow | Jack Cipolla | Chic Daniel
Directors: John Flynn
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Brooklyn cop Gino Felino is about to go outside and play catch with his son Tony when he receives a phone call alerting him that his best friend Bobby Lupo has been shot dead in broad daylight on 18th Avenue in front of his wife Laurie Lupo and his two kids by drug kingpin Richie Madano, who has been Gino and Bobby's enemy since childhood. As Gino is hunting Madano down, Gino discovers the motive behind Bobby's murder. This is when Gino's hunt for Madano leads to the showdown of a lifetime.

King's Ransom (2005)

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010
King's Ransom
Genres: Comedy
Countries: USA
Actors: Anthony Anderson | Jay Mohr | Kellita Smith | Nicole Ari Parker | Regina Hall | Loretta Devine | Donald Faison | Leila Arcieri | Charles Q. Murphy | Brooke D'Orsay | Jackie Burroughs | Lisa Marcos | Roger R. Cross | Millie Tressiera | Rob Smith
Directors: Jeff Byrd | Jeffrey W. Byrd
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Malcolm King is a wealthy and arrogant businessman whose ex-wife to be has plans to take him for everything he's worth in their divorce settlement. Determined to avoid losing his fortune to her, Malcolm plans his own kidnapping with the help of his dim-witted mistress and her ex-con brother. Unfortunately for Malcolm, he is not the only one with a kidnapping plot.

The Hot Chick (2002)

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010
Hot Chick, The
Genres: Comedy
Countries: USA
Actors: Adam Sandler | Rob Schneider | Anna Faris | Rachel McAdams | Matthew Lawrence | Sam Doumit
Directors: Tom Brady
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A "popular yet mean-spirited" teenage girl wakes up one day to find herself turned into a man in his 30's (Schneider). Along the way to finding out how she ended up like that (and how to get back into her own body), she discovers how shallow and cruel she's always been...

Taking Lives (2004)

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010
Taking Lives
Genres: Comedy
Countries: USA
Actors: Kiefer Sutherland | Angelina Jolie | Ethan Hawke | Paul Dano | Gena Rowlands | Olivier Martinez | Justin Chatwin
Directors: D.J. Caruso
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Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
Genres: Comedy
Countries: USA
Actors: Steve Oedekerk | Fei Lung | Leo Lee | Ling Ling Tse | Lin Yan | Chia Yung Liu | Hui Lou Chen | Chi Ma | Jennifer Tung | Lo Ming | Peggy Lu | Tad Horino | Tori Tran | Simon Rhee | Joon B. Kim
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Kung Pow: Enter the Fist is a movie within a movie, created to spoof the martial arts genre. Writer/director Steve Oedekerk uses contemporary characters and splices them into a 1970s kung-fu film, weaving the new and old together. As the main character, The Chosen One, Oedekerk sets off to avenge the deaths of his parents at the hands of kung-fu legend Master Pain. Along the way, he encounters some strange characters, one of which is a cow trained in the martial arts.

Brotherhood of the Wolf (2001)

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010
Brotherhood of the Wolf
Genres: Comedy
Countries: USA
Actors: Samuel Le Bihan | Vincent Cassel | Émilie Dequenne | Monica Bellucci | Jérémie Renier | Mark Dacascos | Jean Yanne | Jean-François Stévenin | Jacques Perrin | Edith Scob | Johan Leysen | Bernard Farcy | Hans Meyer | Virginie Darmon | Philippe Nahon
Directors: Christophe Gans
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In 1765 something was stalking the mountains of central France. A 'beast' that pounced on humans and animals with terrible ferocity. Indeed they beast became so notorious that the King of France dispatched envoys to find out what was happening and to kill the creature. By the end, the Beast of Gevaudan had killed over 100 people, to this day, no one is entirely sure what it was, wolf? hyena? or something supernatural? Whatever it was, shepherds had the same life-expectancy as the red-suited guys in 'Star Trek'. The Beast is a popular myth in France, albeit one rooted firmly in reality; somewhat surprisingly it is little known to the outside world, and perhaps incredibly it has never been made into a movie. Until now... Based on the true story of the Beast of the Gevaudan that terrorized France in the mid-XVIIIth century, the movie aims to tell first and explain afterwards. In the first part, a special envoy of the King of France, altogether biologist, explorer and philosopher, arrives in the Gevaudan region, in the mountainous central part of France. The Beast has been attacking women and children for months and nobody has quite been able to harm it or even take a good look at it. In the second part, our hero Chevalier de Fronsac will not only have to fight the Beast, but also ignorance, bigotry and conspiracy and will rely on two women, one an aristocrat, the other a prostitute, as well as the enigmatic Mani, an Iroquois he met in New-France (Canada).

Friday After Next (2002)

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010
Friday After Next
Genres: Comedy
Countries: USA
Actors: Ice Cube | Mike Epps | John Witherspoon | Anna Maria Horsford | Clifton Powell
Directors: Marcus Raboy
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Craig and Day Day have finally moved out of their parents houses and into their own crib. The cousins work nights at a local mall as security guards. When their house is robbed on Christmas Eve they team up to track him down.
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